![]() I would rather work with a person like that than with a milquetoast yes-man. Ron Swanson: You were tough and honest, and you stood up for what you believed in, even though it might've killed your chance to get the job. That was one of your top ten tirades, I'd say. After I said you were full of it, you got very angry and scrunched up your face and said, "Excuse me, sir, but I disagree." Did you let me have it. Leslie Knope: Then you said, "Everything that just came out of your mouth is basic nonsense. What do you believe the role of government is in America?" Ron Swanson: You blathered on for ten minutes about social safety nets and honest governance and improving lives. Leslie Knope: Okay, that doesn't make any sense. Why did you hire me? Ron Swanson: Because of your interview. ![]() Leslie Knope: Why did you give me the job? And that's what I don't get. "If we were to work together, she would undoubtedly drive me insane, and it is possible that we would murder each other." Leslie Knope: You forgot the last sentence. Leslie Knopes 54 Funniest, Most Inspiring Parks and Recreation Quotes. Can I hear it? Leslie Knope: Why don't you read it yourself? Ron Swanson: "Leslie Knope is an absurd idealist whose political leanings are slightly to the left of Leon Trotsky." So far, so accurate. This is all you wrote? Three lousy lines? Ron Swanson: Why would anyone need more than three lines? I'm describing a person, not something complicated like a wooden sailing ship or proper dovetail technique. Parks And Rec Quotes I have never taken the high road, but I tell other people to cause then theres more room for me on the low road. This application contains your very first impressions of me. Ron Swanson: How did you get that? Leslie Knope: Freedom of Information Act request. Ron Swanson: Is that nuclear waste? Leslie Knope: No, this is my job application from when you hired me. Freddy Krueger bought some pants Oprah has a turtle farm Peter Piper pee-pee poopy Daddy ate a squirrel Ron Swanson: Stop this! Donna Meagle (portrayed by Retta) is a side character in the series, but she has stood out as part of the main cast thanks to her hilarious dialogue. Do you want to hear it again, or do you want to talk? No? Okay, next verse. Parks And Rec: 10 Amazing Quotes From Donna Meagle. Harry Truman was a guy America, Red China All the countries, other people Everyone is fun Joe Mantegna, Ian McKellen I have to buy a new toaster This is awesome, you're so stupid Jumping up and down. And I'm gonna maintain eye contact the whole time. You chose Buddy by Willie Nelson, a fact I remember because my mind is a steel trap of friendship nuggets. I asked everyone in the Parks Department to choose one song. You know what this is, Ron? This is a mix I made for the summer Parks barbecue, 2007. : I know what'll loosen up our brains.It's not that I want a massage I'll be the caboose. : Every department's losing a Leslie Knope.Right now, she's single-handedly putting up some lousy concert for this city's kids. Jennifer Kustanovich, SUNY Stony Brook 5. ![]() Brittany Morgan, National Writers Society 2. Jerry Gergich: Playing a mailman on Andy's show Hello, Johnny. Songs About Being 17 Greys Anatomy Quotes Vine Quotes 4 Leaf Clover Self Respect. No other department has one to begin with. He's the stupid garbage head doo-doo face.
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